Have you been secretly pushing back a full on release date every time someone asks about it, a day for each time you've been asked? Because I remember this guy from Kickstarter that did something similar, burning one of the books he was supposed to send out whenever he was asked about it... Also I'm a super paranoid individual, explaining why I'm even asking this. But if it's true, please don't count this as an extra day added! I wouldn't be able to take the stress of that!

Anonymous
That sounds nuts! But no, that is not the case here.